Palestine

This article is about the "State" of Palestine. For Palestinians in general, see Terrorists.

The Terrorist "State" of Palestine
The State of Palestine is not actually a state, but a terrorist controlled area in Israel.

The Wall
Gaza and the West Bank (You can tell it belongs to Israel when they named it Bank) is walled off from the rest of Israel because it is filled with disease and parasites such as flea, AIDS and Palestinians that would spread to the rest of Israel if it were not for the wall. Despite this, some of the animals that infest the area have been digging tunnels under the wall to smuggle AK-47's and explosives food and medicine through.

History
The area of Palestine was first governed by the kingdom of Israel under the name of Judea, the Romans renamed it to Palestine because they hated the Jews and wanted it to be named like their enemies - the Philistines. Who could blame them, everyone hates the Jews, but this would have as an effect that the Arabs thought the area belonged to them.

This is because the British took it from the Turks who took it from the Byzantines who took it from the Persians. Because Arabs are stupid as shit they think that just because the British took it from someone it must have been them, later on the British gave it to the Jews, once again they think the Jews took it from them, because they are not smart enough to read history more than one step at a time.

Hamas
Hamas (häm-aess) is the governing body of Palestine. They are named after what they are, pig assholes.

Welfare
Palestine has a well-developed welfare system, which includes. Some would say that none of these qualifies as welfare, but they are racists that look down on other cultures because they view the world from an entitled white-male point of view. To truly understand the world you need to be a nigger with a cunt.
 * Killing schoolchildren
 * Rape
 * Firing missiles from hospital windows
 * Bombing Israeli civilians
 * Moving to Sweden