Feminists

Most women become feminists temporarily during 3-5 days every month, but there are some kinds of women who get stuck in this phase permanently due to mental trauma.

Biology
Feminists consume abnormally large amounts of red wine, whether it is actually wine or a way for the body to recycle liquid after excessive menstruation. The average feminist diet consists of lard, ice-cream, and lice picked from the pubic hair of other feminists.

Spread
The main habitat of feminists is a desolate country called Sweden, feminists migrate to Sweden to reproduce and to escape persecution from those who would hunt them as food. The occurrence of feminism in places such as Europe is easiest explained by the natural selection that causes feminists to disappear from other areas. For example, in Japan feminism is practically non-existent due to Japanese whale-hunting tradition.

Islam
Contrary to popular beliefs feminism is fully compatible with Terrorism. Women in the western world are oppressed by having the option to choose to dress in revealing clothing, this puts too much pressure on their feeble minds and most logical people agree that a world where women do not reveal their bodies is a better world. The hijab forces men to learn a woman by their personality before their appearance, and helps to prevent their sexual desire to rape women. It is common knowledge that Arabs tend to rape women if they can, so covering them up as a disguise is a good enough solution to confuse all but the most clever of Arabs.

Communication
Feminists do not speak any regular language, instead they use a form of speech known as "tumblrish".

Tumblrish is a easy-to-learn language with very basic sentences. The construction of the tumblrish sentence goes like this: Word, Equivalence, Word. To show examples I will write down some tumblrish sentences.
 * Everything is problematic
 * Men are pigs
 * Feminism is Islamic
 * Feminism means equality