GAIDS

=Gay Asshole Intelligence Deficiency Syndrome=



Characteristics
GAIDS is separated from other diseases in that it only appears to infect gay assholes.

Discovery
It has only been found in one case in 2013 by noted scientist "Simon von Asian" who isolated the mutated strain of Idiotum Homosexualis from other Idiotum viruses. The only confirmed host so far is "Theodor Fappé Antichrist", currently working as a male prostitute in Malmö, Iraq.

Symptoms

 * Homosexuality
 * Acute and Chronic Douchebaggery
 * Mental Retardation
 * Prostate Swelling
 * Testosterone Depression

Transmission
It is spread via body fluids, particularly via the semen-anus route. It is also believed that natural susceptibility comes  from the gene FAG04M which is only found in every 3 millionth male.

Treatment
So far no vaccine has been developed, but it is believed that gasoline enemas can slow its progress.