Stefan Löfven

This article is about the Swedish prime minister. For social democrats in general, see Terrorism.

Stefan bin Löfven
Stefan Löfven is the current king of Sweden. He won a narrow victory in the last election when the Swedish population decided that having a good economy was unfair to everyone else.

Political Career
After working as an unemployed person Stefan Löfven decided to run for King of Sweden. Together with the famous hippie Åsa Romson and her teenage son Gustav Fridolin, Stefan managed to "win" the Swedish election.

Stefan Löfven is one of Sweden's most competent politicians. At his first EU meeting he even got some of the names of the attending heads of state right!

Having recieved a high-school mathematics education (and passing it as of last thursday) Stefan immediately started working on the 2015 budget within 1 year of his election victory. Deciding that not cutting funding for anything but instead increasing funding for the "free money for unemployed immigrants" program and other popular Swedish idiocy, Stefan came to the conclusion that spending more money was the solution to the minor enormous deficit the previous government left behind.

Stefan Löfven's approval rating appears to be inversly proportional to Mensa membership.