Africa

Africa - The continent with more bullets than food
Africa is a continent inhabited by monkeys who eat bananas and mostly shoot and bomb other monkeys.

History
Africa was the birthplace of the human race, where monkeys learned to walk and use tools. Evidence for evolution (get rekt christians) is that this still occurs today. Monkeys all over Africa still learn to walk upright, light fires, and bomb cars.

After learning to use tools and weapons, the early human - Homo Negroidis, migrated to Europe, this migration began 60.000 years ago and still occurs today. See European Refugee Crisis.

Frequently Asked Questions

 * Who are smarter? Africans or horses? - I don't know.
 * What is the difference between a police officer and a black man? - The police rides in the front seat.
 * What do Africans eat? - Bananas and children.
 * Can I feed them? - Please don't, they multiply like crazy.