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African Idiot Death Syndrome (AIDS) is a disease that is known for not infecting white people.

Origins[]

AIDS was discovered in 1981 when a gay black tourist from San Francisco started cumming blood over the streets in Malmö while wearing nothing but gloves and rollerskates.

The disease is believed to have originated from monkeys and spreading into the human population through black people who can be argued to be part of a ring species since they can reproduce with both regular white people and gorillas. The disease has adapted from then on and cases among arabs and even hispanics have been discovered.

Transmission[]

The disease can spread via monkey feces and from human semen coming into contact with the anal cavity.

Symptoms[]

White clothing mania, gold jewellery obsession, Live Aid welfare checks and christian missionaries refusing to give you condoms are all common sympoms. Less common symptoms may include: Flight into skyscrapers, car-bombnia and being shot in florida after purchasing ice tea and skittles.

Treatment[]

No vaccine is known with the exception of being white and heterosexual.

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